Lateral thinking

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by vbevan, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    i can bounce back
     
  2. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    who said its anything to do with you whore!
     
  3. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    whats that josh, im ahead of you
     
  4. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    mods please note bigbaz is posting purely to increase his post count...
     
  5. ZXxx

    ZXxx Getting Stiggy wid it!

    What a suck up!!!

    Rob sends you one e-mail implying that maybe one day in the future you may be "mod-worthy" and suddenly you're mr anti-whore...unless your doing it. Pfft!

    Someone get josh a straw, a tongue ring and some napkins!
     
  6. Hyper101

    Hyper101 Well-Known Member

    Only cos he clearly doesnt have a life and is on here 24/7... who better to catch all the Hong Kong "Buy my phone" spammers :D
     
  7. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    im not mr anti whore..

    im just a guy.... with a job.... im the whore police...


    so back up, shut up, and get in line...... boi...
     
  8. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    Josh made mod-worthy. I saw a movie like that with Jim Carrey in it.

    The new version coming out will probably be "Josh almighty" haha.
     
  9. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    alittle off topic and alittle insensitive vaughan....

    just giving you a warning this time
     
  10. ZXxx

    ZXxx Getting Stiggy wid it!

    BWUAHAHA! True Dat!

    Josh is so powerful he can't even keep food off his clothes!

    [​IMG]

    I mean maybe if he spent a little less time whoring and a little more time focusing on his hand/eye coordination......
     
  11. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    oooooooooooooooooo i knew i shouldnt have sent that to u...

    story is that i was eating a toasted sandwich covered in sauce and a hot delivery chick came in at work, so i swung around trying to look cool...... only to drop it on me....and not look cool... :(
     
  12. ZXxx

    ZXxx Getting Stiggy wid it!

    Dude, judging by those clothes, you weren't looking all that snazzy prior to the sauce spilling incident. Now myself....I exude sex from my desk all day long.....If fabio had a desk job.....well, need I say more?
     
  13. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    yeah but the chick was in short shorts and a singlet... actually.. it was pretty hot outfit....

    and as for you being fabio....

    yeah ive got nothing
     
  14. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    I was more thinking he saw the chick and made a little mess. I've heard there is one area Josh is always quick.

    Anyhow stop whoring my thread and let people answer my devious riddles :p
     
  15. Joe

    Joe Capriciously Crude

    Children in a clinic getting immunised

    They were caught in an avalanche, and decided to wait it out. Meanwhile, an unwelcome guest (a bear) who had taken residence of the cabin prior to the group's arrival unleashed hell.

    He never married two at the same time. He married each (besides the first) after grieving the previous wife's death.

    The husband is eating some animal (perhaps fish or chicken) and does not like the taste of the brain. He forced it out with his lips and breath (i.e. he blew it out.)
     
  16. Oni

    Oni Active Member

    Wow I can use a dictionary too!

    usually doesn't always mean always but thanks for that :eek:
     
  17. Newmo

    Newmo Lover of XXXX

    The cabin was a plane cabin. The plane crashed into the side of a mountain :)
     
  18. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    zd32nv

    Tosh Tosh

    He's a priest -- he's marrying them to other people, not to himself.

    The husband had killed himself some time ago; the wife was looking at his ashes in an urn on the mantelpiece.

    A baseball game is going on. The base-runner sees the catcher waiting at home plate with the ball, so decides to stay at third base to avoid being tagged out.

    It's a wolf pack; they killed him.
     
  19. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    More

    #21
    As a man jumps out of a window, he hears the telephone ring and regrets having jumped. Why?

    #22
    A horse jumps over a tower and lands on a man, who disappears. How did this happen?

    #23
    A man pushes a car up to a hotel and tells the owner he's bankrupt. Explain the scenario.

    #24
    A man rides into town on Friday. He stays three nights and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

    #25
    A young woman is whisked away to a far off land, where she kills the first person she meets. Then she teams up with three others to kill again. Who is she and where did this happen?
     
  20. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    24 - the horses name is friday
     

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