I know the answer to this one. zd32nv was close though. But he didnt crash, the wife had a baby and died during the birth. I guess the stranger would be the baby?
I've got one. A man drives down the highway at 55 miles per hour. He passes three cars going 60 miles per hour, then gets pulled over by a police officer and is given a ticket. Why did he get a ticket? (Don't say that the cop was picking on the guy coz he drives a 300zx)
OK, last couple for tonight. probably won't be back on till tomorrow morning: #4 A body is discovered in a park in Chicago in the middle of summer. It has a fractured skull and many other broken bones, but the cause of death was hypothermia. What happened? #5 A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. Though it's a cut-and-dried case, this woman cannot be punished." Why not? #6 A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out. What happened? #7 A man is found hanging in an otherwise empty locked room with a puddle of water under his feet. How did he die? #8 A man is lying dead, face down in the desert. He's wearing a backpack. How did he die? More tomorrow ;p
wow that only took a minute. Nice work. Here's another one: An ordinary citizen, with no passport, visits over thirty foreign countries in one day. He is welcomed in each country and leaves each one of his own accord. How did he do this?
#6: The guy had hiccups. The gun scared them away #7 he hanged himself using a blcok of ice. As it melted away, he droped and the noose tightened. Not sure about the others though.
#5 I've heard this one too. They are siamese twins. Therefore if he punishes the sister who killed the husband, the innocent sister is punished too. Haha. Like that would ever happen though.
A guy dies and goes to heaven from the present day, as he is walking around he goes and says hi to people that he recognises, after a while he comes to the biblical Adam and Eve and goes up to them and says Hi Adam and Eve, how are you. How did he know that it was adam and eve
OI OI i know the answer to the first question the man is a midget! when he is by himself he can only reach the 10th button, otherwise he needs someone taller to press it or he can use his umbrella I WIN yay
More #4 A body is discovered in a park in Chicago in the middle of summer. It has a fractured skull and many other broken bones, but the cause of death was hypothermia. What happened? Still hasn't been solved #9 A man is lying dead, face down in the desert. There's a match near his outstretched hand. How did he die? #10 The music stops, and a woman dies. How? #11 A man is dead in a room with a small pile of wood chips and sawdust in the corner. how? #12 There's a flash of light, and a man dies. How? #13 A rope breaks. A bell rings. A man dies. How? #14 A man is lying drowned in a dead forest. How? (This is one of my favorites )
