Lateral thinking

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by vbevan, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    Here's some puzzles for you to mull over after the excitement another similar thread generated. When you finish the first one I'll put up another. You can either work out the answer or ask questions I'll give yes or no answers to :p

    Interactive forum begins:

    #1

    A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment. Why?
     
  2. wassaw7

    wassaw7 New Member

    Because he is a loony :rolleyes:
     
  3. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    Almost but not quite on the mark :p
     
  4. Miksta

    Miksta M Spec

    Because

    He's incredibly bored at work like urself :p
     
  5. ZXxx

    ZXxx Getting Stiggy wid it!

    He's a midget!!!

    Wha you ask? Well he can't reach the upper elevator buttons (i.e. anything above the 10th floor), so he asks people to push them for him. When it rains he uses his umbrella.

    Fairly old one.....bring it vaughn!
     
  6. Zexual

    Zexual Zed Head

    what a champ:D
     
  7. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    ZXxx gets the first one. BTW, don't search the net for the answers (not saying you did ZXxx) cause it ruins all the fun.

    #2

    In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby. How did they die?
     
  8. topher

    topher Banned

    they jumped off to swim and couldnt get back in so they drowned? :confused:
     
  9. K-zed

    K-zed Secret Squirrel

    Corpses are already dead... can't die.

    [Maybe kaptainrob didn't like his crew and killed them before tossing corpses overboard?]
     
  10. ZXxx

    ZXxx Getting Stiggy wid it!

    That sounds like it could be right. I hope it is so we get another one!
     
  11. sandeep

    sandeep Active Member

    Are you issuing the questions or can we put up some of our own ones? Thought I'd ask first before I put one up.
     
  12. BarcLayoni

    BarcLayoni BlkBaz's apprentice P/W

    corpses are the

    result of people dying..........hmmmmm
    lack of water?......dehydration?
    sharks?
    killer gnomes?
    wombezies?
     
  13. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    Nah, go for it :p Good for when i'm not on to check the thread (like, 2 hours a day maybe lol)
     
  14. Oni

    Oni Active Member

    Are the corpses human?

    or are they bait for the fish that the people on the boat are using to attract fish?
    Geoff
     
  15. topher

    topher Banned

    so no 1 got it right yet?
     
  16. BarcLayoni

    BarcLayoni BlkBaz's apprentice P/W

    corpse

    corpse /kɔrps/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kawrps] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
    ?noun 1. a dead body, usually of a human being.
     
  17. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    Close enough to warrant the right answer (can take ages to finish these perfectly).

    A group of people were on an ocean voyage in a yacht. One day, they decided to go swimming -- they put on their swimsuits and dove off the side. They set out a ladder that was just barely long enough. When they dove into the water, the boat, without their weight, rose slightly in the water, putting the ladder just out of reach.
     
  18. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    Good job Topher.

    #3

    A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. What happened?
     
  19. Joe

    Joe Capriciously Crude

    I bet he crashed, and ran out in search for help. When he got back, either a paramedic or a good samaritan got in to help
     
  20. Joe

    Joe Capriciously Crude

    Here's a simple one :p :p

    A man walked into a bar, and was immediately knocked unconscious.

    What happened?
     

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