Lateral thinking

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by vbevan, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    do you have an obsession with death
     
  2. Dr Z

    Dr Z New Member

    Adam and Eve won't have belly buttons
     
  3. ZXxx

    ZXxx Getting Stiggy wid it!

    It was murder on the dancefloor baby!

    I'm assuming she had a small explosive inside her head that operated on the basis that a steady beat could be felt....as soon as the music stop, the explosive.....well it exploded, rupturing her brain and causing her to drop dead.

    Sorry, watched Mission Impossible 3 on the weekend. hehe.
     
  4. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    no belly buttons..

    hahaha stolen!
     
  5. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    #14

    its a dead forest because it just had a bush fire thought it... and a water bomber helicopter was trying to put the fire out using water from a near by lake.

    the guy was scooped up in the water bomber and couldnt get to the air in the holder thingy so he drowned and was dropped on the fire aka the dead forest...

    hows that!
     
  6. roi

    roi wallet inspector

    If you have a green ball in one hand and a green ball in the other hand,

    what do you have?
     
  7. Tosh Tosh

    Tosh Tosh living in NA denial.....

    13 is easy. A man is ringing a bell in a church/cathedral or similar, the rope breaks, the bell falls and crushes the man to death!
     
  8. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    #4
    A body is discovered in a park in Chicago in the middle of summer. It has a fractured skull and many other broken bones, but the cause of death was hypothermia. What happened?

    He was mugged and left in the cold overnight

    #9
    A man is lying dead, face down in the desert. There's a match near his outstretched hand. How did he die?

    he set himself on fire
    #10
    The music stops, and a woman dies. How?

    Bomb went off stopping the music
    #11
    A man is dead in a room with a small pile of wood chips and sawdust in the corner. how?


    #12
    There's a flash of light, and a man dies. How?

    Lightning Strike
    #13
    A rope breaks. A bell rings. A man dies. How?

    Pulling on a church bell, bell fell on his head
    #14
    A man is lying drowned in a dead forest. How? (This is one of my favorites :p)

    Forest Flooded, water subsided and he was left
     
  9. buzz1986

    buzz1986 Ezekiel 25.17



    #4 the person was trying to get in to America illegally by stowing away in the wheel well of a plain and died during the journey then when the wheels went down for landing the body fell and was badly damaged on landing (very con air if anyone has seen it)

    #10 the woman was on life support listening to the radio and the power went out stoping the music and killing her

    #14 same a josh there was a bush fire and a man was scooped up by the water bomber and drowned then was dropped on the forest
     
  10. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    your such a copying bitch man!

    haha
     
  11. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    But then he would have fractures and breaks, but he was just drowned, caught in a flood
     
  12. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    doesnt matter

    he would have died of water in the lungs aka drowning.. what happens after doesn't matter

    same as that bird at that party on the weekend... she was passed out and happily sleeping.... what happened after.... doesnt matter.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D :D
     
  13. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    lol, quit pretending it was a girl josh we all know it was a bottle of vegetable oil
     
  14. buzz1986

    buzz1986 Ezekiel 25.17

    It never said anything about other injuries it just said he drowned so he could have been cut in 2 but still drowned :p
    And if he was killed in a flood, a flood big enough and fast enough that he couldn't get away from I would of thought he suffer some injuries banging up agents things

    Hay It could be something like he wen swimming in a dam then drowned and then was discharged from the dam down a spill way in to a forest
     
  15. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    it was actually a true story from the states years ago..

    they found a dead guy in full scuba gear in the middle of a forest, and the copper had picked him up from a lake and dropped him on the fire lol
     
  16. ZXxx

    ZXxx Getting Stiggy wid it!

    Watch the opening scene of magnolia to see some of the strange occurances played out in front of you. shotgun killing the suicide jumper was the best.
     
  17. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    buzz1986

    He was with several others in a hot air balloon, crossing the desert. The balloon was punctured, and they began to lose altitude. They tossed all their non-essentials overboard and then their clothing and food, but they were still sinking too fast. They drew matches to see who would jump over the side and save the others. This man lost.

    The woman is a tightrope walker in a circus. Her act consists of walking the rope blindfolded, accompanied by music, without a net. The conductor is supposed to stop the music when she reaches the end of the rope, signaling that it's safe to step off onto the platform. That day, the usual conductor was ill. The substitute stopped the music early.

    The man is a blind dwarf, the shortest one in the circus. Another dwarf, jealous because he's not as short, has been sawing small pieces off the other's cane every night. When he uses his cane each morning, it appears to him that he's grown taller. Since his only income is from being a circus midget, he decides to kill himself when he gets too tall.

    bigbaz

    Tosh Tosh

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    Last edited: Mar 27, 2007
  18. vbevan

    vbevan Active Member

    Some easy(er) ones (by easier I mean less ambiguous with fewer sensible answers):

    #15
    Adults are holding children, waiting their turn. The children are handed (one at a time, usually) to a man, who holds them while a woman shoots them. If the child is crying, the man tries to stop the crying before the child is shot.

    #16
    A cabin, locked from the inside, is perched on the side of a mountain. It is forced open, and thirty people are found dead inside. They had plenty of food and water.

    #17
    A man marries twenty women in his village but isn't charged with polygamy.

    #18
    A woman came home with a bag of groceries, got the mail, and walked into the house. On the way to the kitchen, she went through the living room and looked at her husband, who had blown his brains out. She continued to the kitchen, put away the groceries, and made dinner.

    #19
    Joe wants to go home but can't, because the man in the mask is waiting for him.

    #20
    A man is found dead in the arctic with a pack on his back.
     
  19. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    SCORE I GOT IT!
     
  20. loud'n'proud

    loud'n'proud Challenge Accepted

    #17 all the chicks die after marrage
     

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