Would Elvis have had a Zed?

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by Oni, May 8, 2003.

  1. Oni

    Oni Active Member

    Driving home listening to Elvis' Viva Las Vegas, I thought yep Elvis was one cool guy! He shot his DeTomaso Pantera (Now that's sexy old beast. Ah if only I could 1. Afford one and 2. More importantly fit in one, egads they're small inside!) Anyway I digress. Would the King have had a 300ZX if he hadn't left the building in 77? I'm betting yes? So what would Elvis have had? A TT or an auto NA with a deep fryer in the passenger seat? What do you think?Cheers
    Geoff
     
  2. CHILI

    CHILI Indestructable Target

    Not really sure, but I suspect he>

    would have been careful about what was in his wallet! :-0 :-0 :-0 :p Cheers Demon
    Lloyd
    :D :D :D :D
     
  3. Oni

    Oni Active Member

    Be prepared for quick get away is my

    philosophy, but that one time I even managed to get away before the event, d'oh :(BTW don't forget he was the white guy with the black voice. This begs the question "What else was black?" :) Maybe I was following the King's example :p:p Hunka hunka burin' love yeah, hunka hunka .....
     
  4. White Ant

    White Ant New Member

    For those that aren't following this thread>

    Oni has a great pick up line...;) :pHe approaches women working as bank tellers; and under the guise of pretending to open a Business Account, he casually lets a black ribbed condom slip out onto the counter... Then pretends to be all shy, and grab it back! A sort of: oh how did that get there approach!?! ;) ;)It's a great conversation starter because there are some many retorts:
    * "Opps, so this isn't a sperm bank!"
    * "Well, I was thinking of making a deposit..."
    * "I wanted to open my account in the black!"
    * "Will you accept this personal cheque?"
    * "Can you tell me if I'll get good interest with this???"
    * "Any penalties for early withdrawal???"Opps I could go on, but I think I've damaged all our reps enough now...By the way we found out what Oni means in Japanese: Demon... Well named, it seems... :p :D LOL
     
  5. Thorny

    Thorny New Member

    Was waiting for someone to bring that up :p (n/m)

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  6. Wizard

    Wizard Kerb side Prophet

    Must be after

    The demon drink Thank you very much=)
     
  7. Houndz@work

    Houndz@work Guest

    Oni, Do you know your sig means Red Devil?

    Infamous for killing people and kidnapping girls?Is that an acurate description fellas?
     
  8. White Ant

    White Ant New Member

    LOL! :D (n/m)

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  9. Houndz@work

    Houndz@work Guest

    Also.....

    A little history on the graphology of the kanji.Oni the Red Devil (often portrayed in 'No' plays ('NO' is the japanese traditional theatre) was famous for carrying a big bat/club with which he bludgoned people to death in the night. Your Kanji sig is made from several components. The square with lines through it is 'da' which means rice field but also means 'divided' or 'separated' (like a ricefield). Then there are two arms, one of which surrounds a small character. I cant remember its name, but it forms part of the kanji 'kanojo' which means girl/woman. The tick at the top left is his bat. So if you visualise the kanji it is a head of Oni with his arm wrapped around the girl. he is dividing the girl (from family) by force of the bat.You chose a nice kanji, you evil murdering rapist bastard. LOL :-0 :p :p [image]http://members.optusnet.com.au/~oni61/oni-small.jpg[/image]
     
  10. Wizard

    Wizard Kerb side Prophet

    Well we Shouldn't

    Have any more trouble with council guys painting lines on the road, with Oni by our side we can go anywhere we bloody like
     
  11. CHILI

    CHILI Indestructable Target

    Well with Geoff and Bob together>

    I guess that places us somewhere between HEV11N and HELL! :D :D :D :D Cheers
    Lloyd
    :D :D :D P.S. It wasn't me who "spilled the beans" ONI!!:-0 :-0
     
  12. chewy

    chewy Active Member

    if he continued to eat like he did in the

    late 70's he'd never fit in a Zed :)
     
  13. Oni

    Oni Active Member

    Thanks, that's a fair cop! :) (n/m)

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