TT 4 seat For Sale

Why??? Haven't you got your teeth in??

:LOL::LOL:

 

What a charming comment considering how much I let you

help me the other day.

Here I was, wanting to get on with the job of pulling your plenum (no wise cracks please) and here you were wanting to:

* undo every bolt yourself,
* make sure I had silk lingerie on so as not to scratch your virginial white zed,
* make me cold cups of shit coffee,
* force greasy chips down my throat,
* then you poison me with paint fumes when you painted the plenum,

I could go on and on, but that would be petty

 

good one, john .. i heard that he traded in his false teeth to purchase

some more zid components ... times are tuff ..!!!!
:LOL::LOL::thumbsup::thumbsup::wacko:

 

I shudder to think where this thread can go from here..

Particularly liked the anti-scratching lingerie remark though :LOL:

 

I know where this thread is going >>>>>>

straight back to the top of the page.:LOL::LOL:


I can not believe this car has not sold yet.
Fcuk, how cheap does it have to be?

 

Now listen here pal...

I was happy to let you indulge in your lingerie fettish, even though your penis and nipple rings was scratching my paint,
I was happy putting up with the crap you were giving me over the paint fumes,greasy chips and shit coffee but the LAST STRAW was seeing that you HAD IN FACT, 'shaved down' for the event but had forgotten to do your butt crack !
Even the hairy butt crack was tollerable, but when I opened your toolbox and saw those kinky toys instead of proper tools, that's when I realised we were dealing with a strange man indeed and that perhaps I was better off doing the work myself.

I even had spies watching your every move incase you felt inclined to approach from behind.
:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

YOU HAVE PROBLEMS SUNNY BOY

 

ROFL that'll be hard to top!

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

Too funny ... :LOL::LOL::LOL:

Someone PLEASE buy John's superb Zed, for Mark's sake, dunno how much more vilification Ky4life can take

GRENFEL: you sure you want KY for a housemate at Coona~? :sick::wacko::LOL:

 

John. If you ever want to get out of the wrecking business I'm sure

there is a future for you in writing tacky, erotic novels. You just need a suitably tacky psuedonym ... let's see ... Long John? ... no .. Longing John? ... I don't know. Come on Baz .. this is right up your alley. Hang on, that's it .. John Upyouralley :LOL::LOL:

 

BUTT- BANGER ...??.. can't post a couple of others ..too rude ....!!!

.. and a note for GRENFEL ... RE K-ZEDS post on sharing .. sounds as if i should bring a few charddy corks to coona for you .. very cheap rear end protection ...????
:LOL::LOL::thumbsup::thumbsup::wacko::wacko:

 

Boy is he copping it !!!! Of course Mark you DID bring this on yourself

I mean, really.....my coffee isn't all that bad but you felt the need to remark on its temperature and its all gone skewiff from there for you hasn't it:LOL:

It would appear that a few members were just itching for an opportunity to arise to stick it to you and it ends up that you opened it up all by yourself.
This one will be a very hard door to close Mark(KY), and I for one, feel that we should keep it nailed open for a while yet....

I think I might start a new thread and call it "KY's slippery bits" for everyone to get on and just give it to you....as I'm sure you would like to do with a lot of them (because we now know you are that way inclined)

You could exchange stories and experiences and methods and toys and and and the list goes on.

I personally like you Mark, but as I have already told you...advances made towards me will not be received as you may expect and would certainly result in admittance to the emergency ward. I WILL be there to hold your hand in moral support for the damage that I would inflict but I refuse to wipe your forehead with a damp cloth or bring your lingerie to the hospital for you to sleep in and then only for you to make advances towards the male nurses.:LOL::LOL::LOL:

That is all..till the next chapter

 

HAHAHA I'm starting to lose touch with reality..I no longer know what is

real and what is a figment of someone's imagination :wacko:
This is right up there with ZG00DZ's random sh*t thread :thumbsup:

 

john . i think that your proposed new post should be opened on

.. oxford street, sydney ...???? thoughts ..??? .. but that could brand you as a post whore ..???
:LOL::LOL::wacko::wacko::wacko:

 

Your not wrong baz... suki suki 2 dolla

:LOL::LOL:early vote for thread of the year:LOL:

 

Again, notice how I am not ummm, 'responding' to this

pack of vicious retorts...

Methinks man with glass house should not throw stones...

 

aaaah .. but you are being very sneaky .. i saw a naughty that you slipped

into another post .. thinking that 'unca john might not find it tucked away there ....???:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

With all this distraction from actually selling the car...:LOL:

Maybe John will completely forget about what he is actually trying to achieve.....and in his dazed stupor :wacko: sell me his Zed for a ridiculously low price :zlove:....so I can afford to get that re-spray & get the car down here to Melbourne!! LMAO :LOL::LOL::LOL:
oh well.....at least it keeps the post on the front page!! bumpity bumpity bump!

 

That's a good point - do I hear 5k John?

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

I am always in a dazed stupour...

Russ, I am keen to sell.... how much can I squeeze out of you?.....Hell I might even drive it down for you if the price is right.


BAZ: Where is this hidden post that Geisha slipped in?

 

I wish! :zlove: but being the poor uni student.......

that I am I think the reality of swapping my beloved NA for a TT is still a little way off yet! Will just have to keep packing those Safeway shelves for a little longer til I get my 'real' job hopefully at the end of this year!!! :LOL: then TT here I come!:thumbsup::zlove: