oh what a night funny stuff.....

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by Psycho, May 14, 2004.

  1. Psycho

    Psycho Insurance Underwriter

    ok friday night came and went, typical night really till about 1am rolled around, we decided that it was time to leave maccas and fuel up at the local shell and speak more shit about cars and perve on more woman, left maccas with the loud pedal firmly doing a fred flinstone into the floorboards, the auto snatched 2nd with its usual bob and squirm then i saw these funny blue and red lights illuminated in my rear view, all of a sudden peanut ( my mate in his vt commodore) turns up the boom box and they switched from me to him quicker than saddam hussein at gun sale. He wore a 240 noise fine and then after jumping through the qld police hoops they let him go,just as he rolled in they followed him to the servo and were turning in when the bmx bandit from hell tries to ride in front of the cop car and my mates car, keep in mind this took place over a 4 lane main road well needless to say a bmx rider is surely a hardened criminal so on go the blue lights again and there after him like oprah on a baked ham, bugger me if this kid who looked all of 14 if that ran these two coppers one on foot and the other in a car in circles and all the time abusing them and taunting them(ok admitidley if he was in victoria theyd shoot him :p jk) by this time there we are about 20 plus of us egging this kid on, another cop car and two more foot officers roll in and this kid is still going,just when we thought he was cornered and went down a dead end he came boot scooting the other way stopped and exlaimed how dumb they were,in the end he did get away across a park and a drain system like a sewer rat,lol the coppers on foot werent the leanest people either, one heaving up his dinner on the grass.<P>it has to make you wonder how competant the qld coppers are and what they teach them when they can pull me over and tell me a standard height zed is to low, made me laugh but hey it also justified me yelling out " run you fat blue telly tubby"<P>cheers
    Psycho 8D
     
  2. ZisLuv

    ZisLuv New Member

    paragraphs own you....

    but funny story regardless. I'l go rest my sore eyes now :)
     
  3. Blade83

    Blade83 New Member

    HAHAH yeah good one

    Go the yobbo on the pushey! :p Although I really dont have anything against the cops like that :| :p
     
  4. Velicoma

    Velicoma New Member

    LOL - Had a similar experience tonight LONG!

    I was cruising along, enjoying the zed. An old school soarer came up, was blowing his BOV next to me, just having a good time.
    Then *BAM*, cop turning from a T junction infront of us (the road we on was about to end), and goes over the median strip, comes up behind us, and flashes his lights (as we are turning right at this T setup). I pull over - he yells something (I'm pretty sure it was wait here) and goes off after the other guy (not much ahead of me).
    I was very VERY tempted to haul ass out of there (seeing as I haven't done anything illegal), he comes back into view, pulls up infront of me. The usual stuff, Id, out of the car etc etc.
    Anyway, he goes, "You were going a million miles an hour back there!"
    I was thought what the hell is this guy going on about. I said, "No I wasn't" (for this purpose i'll just put the convo' in)
    Cop 1: okay then, what were you doing with your friend there?
    Me: I was just cruising along and was listening to his BOV.
    Cop 1: What speed were you doing back there?
    (having read a few cases, specificly with other vehicles involved, I knew not to say an exact speed, because if the other person deviates slightly they'll try and book you)
    Me: I don't know the exact speed but I wasn't speeding.
    Cop 1: Oh really, how did you know you weren't speeding?
    Me: I could feel the speed, and it wasn't fast.
    Cop 1: Your not a V8 Super Car Racer, how many years have you been driving?
    Me: around 3 years, and I Know I wasn't Speeding.
    Cop 1: I have been driving 20 years, Have you lost any demerit points on your licence?
    Me: Yes, 1.
    Cop 1: What for?
    Me: Speeding (It was downhill ffs).
    Cop 1: Oh really (smirking)Anyway, to keep it short(er), He basicly kept trying to get me to admit to speeding/Racing etc. I kept knocking him back with the facts, his friend was trying to defect my car (too bad for him, it was perfectly legal). Anyway, after all that, he says, Expect a ticket for "Racing a Motorvehicle" and I said, Sure thing.It'll be good fun arguing this one in court, seeing as they saw us for all of about 2 seconds before going crazy.
    Not sure what happened to the other guy, hope he didn't get hit too hard.
    If only I had a camera mounted on my car with a GPS setup.
    Seems to me that because I'm young, and own a nice car, I'm obviously doing something Illegal.Had a good night though! :D
     
  5. Psycho

    Psycho Insurance Underwriter

    admit nothing lol :p (NM)

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  6. Psycho

    Psycho Insurance Underwriter

    sorry Nathan it was 6:30 am (n/m) lol

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  7. Psycho

    Psycho Insurance Underwriter

    i wesnot beg on skool bwahahaha :p(nm)

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  8. Risk

    Risk New Member

    " run u fat blue telly tubby" thats gold! :p

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  9. Psycho

    Psycho Insurance Underwriter

    lol yeah i suprised myself :p (n/m)

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