Neighbours CAt on my ZED!!!

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by amandah, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. amandah

    amandah New Member

    Any suggestions, neighbours cat must be sleeping on my car. I have not seen it but theres foot prints and as i drive out i noticed heaps of cat hair fly off bonnet. NOT HAPPY
     
  2. MickJ

    MickJ Member

    They make good wheel chocks :p
     
  3. Shifter

    Shifter Active Member

    When my cat

    jumped on the neighbours old shitty car, he knocked on our door and told us if he saw it on there again 'he's history'.

    Cat jumps and sleeps on my bonnet too. Its annoying but no permanent damage gets done. Try throwing a bucket of water on it if you see it.
     
  4. DinoZ

    DinoZ Talks sh#t for a living.

    Try sitting a stuffed animal on the bonnet

    The cat might be too chicken to go there.

    Or leave a CD running with barking dog sounds.
     
  5. SIM300

    SIM300 FAKE MODERAT0R

    Do you have a dog ;)
     
  6. DBCAR

    DBCAR New Member

    just let the owner know that you will call the authorities if you see it on your car again as it is illegal to leave your cat out at night.
    or just take it and drive far away and let it out. then it will be someone elses problem.
     
  7. zx299

    zx299 Well-Known Member

    You think you've got it bad, I've got about 15 cats next door :sick:
     
  8. richo

    richo New Member

    Cruel idea...

    Buy some frozen mice from a pet store & load them with some variety of poision :p:p:p

    Bye bye kitty!

    I'm a sadistic bastard... ;). >inserts disclaimer about not taking my post as advice yada yada<
     
  9. Caz1

    Caz1 New Member

    'Angus'my cat, took his first flying lesson when I saw him on my Zed:angry:

    I love him dearly, but..........That warm bonnet is strictly out of bounds and he knows that now. He wasnt into learning to fly. :zlove:
     
  10. RENZED

    RENZED Girl in the black beast

    Re: 'Angus'my cat, took his first flying lesson when I saw him on my Zed:an

    My bfs mum has the same prob...but there neighbours cat pees all over the car so your lucky
    :p

    Suggestions:
    1) put a sheet over the bonnet to prevent scratching
    2) tell neighbours about it
    3) put chilli powder on top of the sheet
    4) tell the neighbours if they dont keep the cat in at night your gonna report them (cause there suppose to now)

    Renee
     
  11. SIM300

    SIM300 FAKE MODERAT0R

    I have all the local pussy...

    cats fighting over my Zed. They piss on my front bumper, leaving their scent.
    Very annoying :angry:
     
  12. Fate

    Fate Evil Genius

    HITMAN, GET YA HITMAN. HITMAN FOR HIRE :cool: $25 for pest control.
     
  13. Fate

    Fate Evil Genius

    Suprised you didn't suggest hiring us 2 for some BB gun Patrolling. ;)
     
  14. brenton

    brenton Member


    that is MY sort of solution :)
     
  15. black baz

    black baz black 'n blue Bazemy

    i am sure that cats do not like possum milk ...!!! given my possum

    problem, i could milk my problem possums and sell you p-milk at premium rates ...!!! i think that the possums would soon get sick of the ol' milking treatment, your cat would get p-milked off .. and lo .. two problems solvered in one extraction ..!!!

    sorry fate ... services not required ....!!!;):rolleyes::p:LOL::):wacko::wacko::wacko:
     
  16. Crisis

    Crisis Member

    You can hire a possum trap quite cheaply - they work for other things
     
  17. richo

    richo New Member

    Ahhh crap :(


    ...not you too Greg :wacko::LOL:
     
  18. JEDI-77

    JEDI-77 Jedi Master

    Surely fate, you're not thinking of "taking out" some pussy?..:)
     
  19. AP

    AP New Member

    Bye kitty

    Do what a mate of mine did. Buy a tin of sardines and open it a tiny bit and leave it outside for a few days. Then open it completely and leave it where the cat frequents. Salmonella poisoning will do the rest
     
  20. K-zed

    K-zed Secret Squirrel

    Wrong, AP ... :LOL:

    Sardines won't work ... gotta be tinned Salmon :LOL:
     

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