I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave due to me, I knew the boss would not allow me to take a few days leave. I thought maybe if I acted "MAD" he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde)asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was "MAD" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "Are you mad? take a few days off. I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) started to follow me, the boss asked her "And where do you think your going?" She said "well I can't work in the dark"!!! :wacko:
