LANGUAGE WARNING! My name makes rude words! Options for "Mike Fortescue" included: "RICE MEETS OF UK" - I could be organising the next Z meet in England - but only for "ricers" like Wizard!!! "RECTUM FEE IS OK" - NO! I'm not OK with any sort of rectum fee. "I SEEK CUTE FORM" - Well, yes, I am single! "FUCKS EERIE TOM" - Single though I am, Eerie Tom had better stay the hell away from me unless its short for Thomasina! "I FUCK ME STEREO" - Hahahaha, and I had to spend an hour at Coona getting the car stereo to work again. Didn't realise how I had actually caused the problem!!! "SEE ME FUCK TORI" - Well I must have been drugged for this, cos I don't remember it. What a bummer. Also means I can't tell you which Tori Welles movies to hire to "see me fuck Tori" hahahaha. "FUCKER ME TOE IS" - Hmmmmm - any chicks up for a bit of toe action?
