Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by Scotty, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. Scotty

    Scotty Guest

    A guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
    himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
    couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

    He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all
    clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it
    is in a perfect order, spotless clean. And so is the rest of
    the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
    table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
    > >
    So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
    breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table,
    > >
    Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
    Son (S): "Oh, the usual. You came home after 3 am, drunk and
    delirious. You broke some furniture and puked in the hallway"
    F): "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"
    S): "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
    tried to take your pants off you said "Bitch! Leave me alone, I'm married!"[image]http://www.mustangmods.net/data/116/bellybuttontatoo.jpg[/image]

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