A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager: "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." The manager says: "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later I the farm hand calls back: "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the f*****g problem?" raged the manager. "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch". :embarrassed: :LOL: :LOL:
