May of been posted before?? ====================================================== A man was driving home over the westgate bridge when traffic came to a standstill and remained that way for ages. When a traffic officer walked by.......whats going on asked the man? Officer replies....Its Eddie Mcguire, he was driving home from work but got all upset and depressed over having to move to sydney, channel 9 loosing the footy, having to resign from the footy show and the millionaire show, with Sydney being so far from Collingwood and now it seems his wife and family hate him for taking up the new Channel 9 Job and have left him and will not be moving to sydney with Eddie. On top of all this, he has lost a lot of money gambling and is now flat broke! He has parked his car across 2 lanes, got out and is threatning to pour petrol over himself and set himself on fire! My god said the Man, what are you going to do? .......Yes said the officer, we are asking everyone for donations to end this situation as quickly as possible...... How much have you raised now?? asked the man reaching for his wallet. Well weve managed to collect about 300 litres so far but there are still a lot of people syphoning.
