bored??... join the club! A few good ones: -Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? -If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach? -Can fat people go skinny-dipping? -Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ....yes i do this lol
-How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? -Do bald people get dandruff? -Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? -Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? LOL! Love that one! ^
lol nah there is this car cleaner at work, V8 supercars or something and yeh i spilt it the other day, smells sooooooooo good, like buble gum! if it didnt say DO NOT SWALLOW i would of downed the rest of the botle.. im glad we have labels........
-Do bubbles freeze in winter? - R33k was gonna test out this one for me... How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? LOL!
man this is the best site when bored ever! its quotes from irc chat. www.bash.org check out the top 100 http://www.bash.org/?top they are abosolutley hilarious!
hahahha funny stuff scump <@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@Sony> ........... <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing <Malpine> Thanks for the info <@David> eh? <@David> damn i meant PAID <@David> I get PAID today <@David> dammit man i almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard on some of the others..classic!!! u da man scump hahaha
lol heaps of awesome ones! did you read this one? <VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it <peng> ... <peng> what? <VolteFace`> oh shit <VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
