Apples and Wine... one you might like... well the girls anyway! :p

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

 

lol ..lol... love it ...!!!!!

..B-B .. hope the sexism commissioner does not nab you ... lol..!!!

 

hehehe! u no im just playing!

 

i picked one from the top of the tree!!! but now shes overseas for 2 months

 

Thank you

 

i'm a port.

A Strong 'old' wine

 

apples

mm i like the apples right at the top of the tree, not the disease infested ones that are laying on the ground with maggots coming out!!!...
Where are the decent chicks these days????

 

ohhh i thought topher was refering to mail order!! my bad.

well i guess then im a fine wine dating back to the late 1980's. 1987 to be precise, tasting sweet with a bold aroma, no fruity-ness what so ever and i go down just great

lets soo how many people decoded that!

 

Looks can be deseptive!

But hey im shallow, its just as easy to shop at the top!

 

I luv Apples

You are so right about women being like apples Ohhhh!!YEH and Boy do I luV eating apples

 

Mmm what about...

The upper middle apples right out on the end of the branches? Your cute princess types that everyone notices but never think of taking the leap of faith for?

 

they're apples. doesnt make em smart.
all that pesticide too.

hot women are like good bananas rare and expensive, let them mature abit after being picked and they taste great

 

mature abit, so you go around after 40 year olds thinkin, hell yeah these gunn taste gooooooooood.

so this apple idea would explain the "pink lady" apples eh?

cant stand them apples that fall off the tree n sit on the ground

 

nah mental maturity lol.
think i might be stirring up a hornets nest now,
*ducks from flying handbag*

 

nah i dont export them.. i import them.. apples from on top of the tree.... from taiwan.. actually she was just ontop of the list at mailorderbride.com

 

mm i like pink bits of ladies.. i mean pink lady apples

 

hahahahhaha nice one topher!!!


...hmm i think this thread is heading down the wrong road!!!

 

yeah but whos gonna object i mean the females might go ZOMG u guys are so gross then secretly its like "oh gee i love the way guys are fascinated about our little bits"

 

ROFL!!

(its funny coz its true)