amusing chat with police at petrol station

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by TordeK, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. TordeK

    TordeK Member

    I was at the Warwick fuel station last night in my parrents car getting some fuel. When i pulled in, there were two police men outside of their police car at the fuel station doing something under the bonnet... i started putting fuel in and i over heard one of them say to the other...i think them bastards jipped us...the oils dirty already...and it was only services 3 weeks ago...as i giggled to myself i piped up and said its not unusual it gets a little black after a couple of weeks if the cars used often. They asked if i was a mechanic...i said no i just do some self servicing on my sports car.... He then asked what i had. After i said i had a 300zx he started laughing and said how them cars are so fast and that, the other day he pulled up beside a 300zx at the lights and noticed it was marked as stolen...he pointed at the guy (which he said he already knew because apparently he steals cars often). The guy then took off and the police were left in the dust... his exact words were "i may have well been riding a push bike" haha quite amusing...he also mentioned he cant wait until they get WRX's and then they will have a chance to atleast keep up with us...he said he'd just have to wait behind us until we did something stupid....

    but yeah...was quite amusing hearing all of this come from a police officer...seemed quite a nice guy. Also talked to my gf Lisa and asked why im aloud to drive a car like that, because his misses would never let him lol. (the cop was about mid 40's i think)

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  2. Swifty Devil

    Swifty Devil Member

    haha thats a good story man.
    damn though hes a cop, he represents the law and yet he cant discipline his wife enough to shut the F(&% up about getting a fast car hehe.
     
  3. cherryZ

    cherryZ Truth Addict

    Not so amusing for the poor bloke who had his pride and joy stolen by this thieving repeat offender... lop off his hands says I, if he manages to comandeer a car after that then he deserves to drive it :p
     
  4. Jinxed

    Jinxed Moderator

    would hjave been funny if you were in the z

    wonder how "friendly" he would have been then.....
    but there are some nice cops out there,ive been pulled up at a booze bus and the cop that went over my car owned a silvia and we just chatted for the 1/2 hour inspection that he did while he went over it,didnt get a yellow or a ticket just the usual stuff
     
  5. BADZX

    BADZX Grumpy old fart

    Local guys had a blue unmarked wrx for awhile .......

    Problems were .....

    A/ limited space for police equipment
    ( door slammed handgun into hip bone & ribs each time the door was shut.... major 'ouch' factor for those that have never worn a sidearm )

    B/ the "larger coppers" couldnt fit in it
    ( the donut factor & steering wheel proximity syndrome)

    C/ tall coppers had no chance of gettin in it !
    ( snr sargent mate is 6'1" and hated driving it cause his head hit the roof every time he hit a bump in the road )

    Of the 12 traffic boys at the station, only 4 could drive it in comfort for the 8hour shift, most drove it for about an hour before heading back to the station and getting another car.

    They all reconed it was the best handing car ever but was just way too uncomfortable to work with for a full shift. I'm average height and I would agree with them, it was a uncomfortable thing to drive...... but a hell of a lot of fun tho !

    Kingy
     
  6. LazyZed

    LazyZed Active Member

    I was pulled over by highway patrol a few weeks ago and he said my exhaust was very loud. He said he wasn't gonna sticker me cos he says his exhaust on his commie is louder!! :rolleyes: :p :D

    Gold!! Nice guy and they had already pulled some other chump over ;)

    Cheers
    Rob
     
  7. rollin

    rollin First 9

    sure a wrex wouldnt be much quicker than a v6 commo and far slower than a SS.
     
  8. roi

    roi wallet inspector

    Funny enough i got driving home on saturday night in the work ute.
    I was going to the shops to grabs some mince for tea.
    He asked me where i was off to. I told him i just finished work and was heading home. He didn't believe me (As i was between my hosue and the shops, heading towards the shops.) even though i was still in my work gear and had one of my fitters next to me!
    I felt like replying after "Where are you going this evening?" by saying
    "i'm off to a fancy dress up party. I'm going as a Store Manager of a Tyre shop. this is my man friend."

    you muppet.
    stupid thing was my indicator doesn't work, didn't even notice..
     

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