When a Famous Australian Sporting Legend (FASL) got married he told his wife: "I'm putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."In 10 years of marriage, the wife never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box. That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, the wife could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying: "I'm so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under the bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know - why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?" FASL thought for a while and said: "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." His wife was shocked, but said: "I am very disappointed and saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are something of a sex addict, I guess 3 times is not that bad." FASL thanked her for being such an understanding wife. They hugged and made thier piece. A little while later the wife asked: "So why do you have all that money in the box?" He answered: "Simple - whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and redeemed them all for cash."------------------------------------------------Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps were two guys, a Kiwi and an Aussie, a young blonde lady, and a little old Swiss lady. The train goes into a tunnel and a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand-print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: "That the Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek." The blonde thinks: "That the Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek." The Kiwi thinks: " That Aussie must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead." The Aussie thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel soon, so I can smack that Kiwi again." =) =) =)
