went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect) "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes,anything" the blonde promised. 'Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees". She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said. She reached it and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well.. go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it .. and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said.... "Hello, mum can you hear me?"
A blonde is driving home after a night on the town. A Cop pulls her over, because she's driving a `96 300ZX TT painted in that really nice blue that Shiri's Zed is, mmmm, anyway he go's through the usual routine asking her all the usual questions. He found the blonde to be fairly stupid, so once he'd finished asking the question he undid his pants and flopped his d1ck out, the blonde looks at it, sighs and says "Not another breath-aliser."
All of the sudden....> I wanna be a cop! Seriously, if I was a cop I would be sacked for corruption, and thrashing the absolute crap out of my SS commodore. Come to think of it, I dunno how they restrain themselves.
You right they dont, mine cousin was in the Traffic Cops in SA and she got put on desk duty and not allowed to drive for three months for crashin 3 cars in a month. One in a chase, one on the way to a hold up and the other not her fault, she got t-boned by someone not giving way. Dont know how good her driving is but I started to question it. MB
