5'4" Blonde

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by chickmagnet, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. chickmagnet

    chickmagnet New Member

    ;) I need a accessory for my Zed:D :D :D must be 5'4" blonde, about 60kilos, cant see to well, doesnt answer back,:p
     
  2. mafi-zed

    mafi-zed the resident hoon

    group buy
     
  3. Zedi KnightZ

    Zedi KnightZ Member

    A blow up doll with four catons of piss. that will weigh 60 kilos or there abouts. Meets all other criteria too.:D :) :p


     
  4. topher

    topher Banned

    my 19th is coming up in october.. wanna all chip in for my birthday ;) ;) ;) i only need about 3 cartons to go with the blow up doll so it will be cheap if you all chipped in :cool:
     
  5. CnsZ

    CnsZ Nectar Lover

    I've always wondered how to clean a blow up doll when you're done with it...

    mines still all dirty... :rolleyes:
     
  6. MagicMike

    MagicMike Moderator Staff Member

    60kg's? Time for some wieght reduction me thinks

    :D :cool: :eek: :p
     
  7. CnsZ

    CnsZ Nectar Lover

    yer.. my models on 55kg and i'm working on weight reduction at the moment... I think it's working...
     
  8. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    I find that a very good body mod is a lightweight bodykit with plenty of vents and even a brazillian
     
  9. MagicMike

    MagicMike Moderator Staff Member

    haha LOL @ Brazillian

    Good form Byron!:D
     
  10. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    A nice set of aftermarket headlights, if the stock ones arent bright enough, often doesnt go astray either
     
  11. Evil Twin

    Evil Twin Time to 'Suit Up'!

    I like mine with...

    Brazillian (of course)
    Angle eyes
    N/A zorst (dont like big ones):p
    Twin big Front Mounts!:eek:
    Plumb backed silent blow off valve
    Some bling bits

    and if im happy with the way she handles and i like her body kit... ill SPOIL-HER!..
     
  12. henpecked

    henpecked very small member

    FOUND

    While visiting an elderly relative of the Hen, we met a person who fits all your stated criteria, .
    the bloke's name is Arnold, and his vision is on a par with most myoptic 83 year olds, and most of the hair on his head is still blonde,apparently as a jockey, he rode quite a few winners at flemington in his day, provided you have room for his colostomy bag, he would love to go out in your car for a few outings, mainly on a saturday afternoon, but he has to be back at the nursing home by 8.30pm.
    the hen figured if you have to advertise on this site, this is about the best offer you'll get all day.
     
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2006
  13. bigbaz

    bigbaz New Member

    Hey I'll have you know that there was a blow up doll with beer mentioned before and im pretty sure that that would be better than Arnold, although im sure arnold is very nice and we will keep his details on file if another position becomes available
     
  14. SedatZX

    SedatZX Tyranus

    I prefer brunettes over blondes.
     
  15. mafi-zed

    mafi-zed the resident hoon

    permission denied!
     
  16. MagicMike

    MagicMike Moderator Staff Member

    Weirdo LOL

    Kidding man :p :D I don't discriminate hehe
     
  17. SedatZX

    SedatZX Tyranus

    You better not be! orelse a big carton of piss is heading your way! :D
     
  18. Zanjara

    Zanjara Free Candy!

    Your not the only one... ;)
     
  19. chickmagnet

    chickmagnet New Member

    Blondes brunettes redheads purple black

    Actaully I will have anything thats is slim and pretty (&&&&&) FEMALE:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :p
     
  20. Zanjara

    Zanjara Free Candy!

    lol so you want a shell then hey heheh :p

    I rather a chick who's face wont end up on the pillow the next morning :D
     

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