dont look

Ah yes... to speed or not to speed?

 

All those vodkas make it *mighty* damn difficult

to focus on the speedometer

 

I was looking at the road not the speedo!

i was concentrating on the traffic!

 

Sorry officer I was leading in the Sandown 500...

but I think I took a wrong turn!

 

Thank god your here officer

The car has a mind of its own!

 

Dang Mick, how long you been waiting for someone to ask this :LOL:

 

Got a lot of cop friends, any chance to hang - -it on them

 

u guys are even more bored than i was, cool i go back to work today,

 

"I was speeding because you caught me before i could slow down"

 

Sorry officer, I didn't think the rules applied

when driving in REVERSE!

 

finally learn't how to put pics on here,:LOL::thumbsup:[/IMG][/IMG]

 

"Speeding???... NO way"

Constable says: "Are you drunk sir?"

"Drunk? Honestly Drinkstable, I haven't had a c... all night!!!"

 

I DIDNT DONE IT!

:LOL: