Here's a laugh for the Guys

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by KEZA, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. KEZA

    KEZA Zed Fiend

    The Male Victim.

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target men.
    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars, to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
    Typically, a woman needs only persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
    simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
    that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as,
    "A Relationship."
    It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough
    to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as,
    "Marriage."

    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a sense of humour!)
    If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.:LOL::LOL::LOL:

    Cheers
    Kerry
     
  2. Paul-PT300Z

    Paul-PT300Z New Member

    You wish Kez

    Nice one m8
     
  3. mafi-zed

    mafi-zed the resident hoon

    ahhh how true.. :(

    but i swear im not addicted to beer.. its addicted to me :(
     
  4. Fate

    Fate Evil Genius

    Readin stuff like that... I'm just glad i don't drink!!! Thanks for warning
     
  5. Senegade

    Senegade New Member

    Makes me want a beer...

    then again what doesnt :LOL:
     

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