If Ads Had To Tell The Truth

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  1. Scotty

    Scotty Guest

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    <hr>American Alcohol Warnings.Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
    containers:WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead,
    knees and lower back.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible or worse bulletproof.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby
    gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may Mack you
    tink you can tipe real gude.
     
  2. Scotty

    Scotty Guest

    Cyclone Pics

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  3. zxtt-1

    zxtt-1 mechanically inept

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    Amazing stuff . :p (n/m)

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  4. JimmyZ

    JimmyZ Guest

    looks like something from independence day (n/m)

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  5. Scotty

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    Haha does in a way :p

    Imagine being on the ship, looking at it going, "Damn we're going to have to go through it" :DThey where taken from Cyclone Graham about 4-5 weeks ago.
     

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