This site is gold. "I watched my cousins labor over a tasty treat one night. They were so proud of their homemade frosting and the hours they spent slaving over the yummy morsels were appauling for such a young age. Sadly, I'm a pyrokleptomaniac and instead of leaving the cookies for them to enjoy after washing their hands, I quickly smuggled them to the nearest bonfire, in my pants, and threw them all in. I don't know WHY I did it.. all I know is that fire smelled mighty fine " LOL, pyrokleptomaniac.