Well 2 weeks ago it was Chili's turn to cop it from people and I think WhiteAnt takes it this fortnight.Although it was great to see 7 Zeds at the Chili's restaurant...waiting time was a bit long. They had to actually go out and kill the animals fresh for our dinner, then pay their hunters, then clean the meat then cook it.No really...I had a great time and met some new people. Ashame about the city workers (painters/dickheads) that were not the least bit concerned about painting lines on the road like their paid to do but more wanting to try and pick a fight with someone
Thought we were in for a huge street fight! I can just imagine the news: (exaggerated as only the media can do)"NISSAN 300ZX STREET GANG FIGHTS IT OUT WITH WENTWORTHVILLE COUNCIL WORKERS"Last night a fierce battle raged between several members of the notorious aus300zx.com (Zed) Street Gang and a bunch of friendly council workers. The drama started when a certain senior member of the notorious Zed gang; in a conspicuous Dark Blue Zed, blatantly disregarded the road rules to drive the wrong way up a one-way street!The dramas escalated when a second member of the Zed gang; in a very striking Yellow Zed, attempted to follow the first member. It is believed he was attempting to follow the first member to the Gang's secret Western Sydney lair. Seeing how dangerous this was to the community, a council worker selfishly stepped in to prevent the reoccurrence of such a heinous crime... Such a heroic effort - the community must be protected, when clearly such a traffic infringement would have caused no less that the fall of the Western Sydney transport system...Upon seeing his fellow gang members in peril a very brave third member of the notorious Zed gang (later identified only as `Bob') rushed to assist his fellow Zed gang member. When interviewed later, Bob would recall how he "...was up for it..."The incident was clearly enticed by the sheer frustration of having to wait some 2 hours for a table at the local haunt the gang had been frequenting that evening...Later when interviewed, the council worker would reveal how he could not stand to see such an injustice continue... "I mean we work very hard; at least 2 hours a night, to completely redesign roads for the general public... It's not our fault if they can't work out that you must turn left from the right lane, to go left, and then left again, but must not cross the red line, and then must circle in again from the rear in order to gain access to and from the rear of the partitioned car park. Of course you can't go right, because that's for buses - I mean: how simple is that!?! People are obviously stupid and when they fail to acknowledge all the hard work we do, it gets me angry! I feel totally justified in using foul language and threatening them! I mean they're obviously animals, so I must approach them on the lowest common denominator!"Luckily the situation was diffused, however, Police are still looking for the notorious pair in Yellow and Dark Blue Nissan 300ZX's who have a history of inflicting Wednesday night episodes of terror upon the unsuspecting public. A Lexus driver, who refused to be identified, recalls how a fortnight before, he had been the subject of serious embarrassment by the Zed duo. Lexus driver: "Hey, it's just not fair, I spent a serious amount of money on my car, and these to villains blatantly out dragged me on a stretch of the M4. My girlfriend now refuses to look at me." The Lexus driver is hoping the Police catch the duo, as he plans to sue them for 'Damages to Pride'... We are also able to confirm the pair has inflicted such `Pride Bashings' on several other occasions...Be Warned!
Oi! Stop dissin' the council workers! :| :| We spend ATLEAST three hours a day working!!! (Someone has to prop up the water cooler in the office.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Sorry Anthony, but I can't see the media really writing something like that. I mean, where's the talk of dangerous Fast and Furious inspired street racing and dangerously modified cars that are a menace to the community?Ben
You obviously have too much> spare time on your hands. Why not take-up a hobby, or some endeavour that will engender self confidence and general character-building improvements? (Journalism is probably NOT a good choice for several reasons, not the least of which, is your total inability to accurately report on issues which are close to your heart.)Cheers Ant Lloyd (There are no Americans in Baghad!!)
Geez you blokes I don't know, I leave first, set a good example for you to follow and you blokes go out of control, what are you going to get up to on the Jervis Bay tour this weekend? I can't wait. Hey Lou, you know why council workers aren't allowed to look out of the windows in the morning, because then they wouldn't have any thing to do in the afternoon cheers Ron
Well we might as well get into some shenanigans...someone has to keep the humour coming. I like the write up Anthony...very real and very accurate account of the nights eventsExcept for the Wednesday night escapades on the M4...I've have done no such thing. And Chili is too worried about leaving some of his car behind on the road (since his past 2 weeks have not exactly been productive ones on upgrading the Zed but rather keeping it in one piece)
Geez, i'm glad i couldn't go > you older guys would be a bad influence on a young impressionable mind like myself :-0
There's only one bad influence in group... and he regularly breaks traffic rulesgoing up the wrong side of the street...go figureand also polluting the environment with the big puff of black smoke out the back endYou know who you are
If you don't like the smoke> try being in front (oops! I forgot, you were trying to be in front, me sorry!:-0 ), BTW it was a 2-way street when we arrived at the venue! Cheers Mohamad-Saeed-al-Safah ( May you stomach roast on the front gates of Hell)
Shows how long we had to wait for a table! They were able to change the traffic arrangement of roads outside, in the time it took us to wait for their damn table!!! :-0 :-0
