This bloke was wanting to lose some weight so he called this weight loss company that was offering a 5 day 10lb weight loss program. The next day he gets a knock at the door and there stands a beautiful women wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads if u can catch me u can have me and she then takes off. So this guy takes off after her running his heart out and catches her and has his way with her. Well this goes on for five days and he decides to weigh himself and to his suprise he has lost 10lb. Awesome he says, so he rings the weight loss company and orders the 5 day 20lb program. The next day he gets a knock at the door and there stands the most beautiful women he has ever laid eye's on wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign round her neck that says if you can catch me you can have me and she takes off. So this bloke is off after her and he has a bit of trouble catching her as this chick is super fit but finally gets a hold of her and has his way with her. well this goes on for five days and he weighs himself to find that he has lost 20lb. So he thinks to himself i'm gonna order the 5 day 50lb program. he rings the weight loss company and orders the 5 day 50lb program and the lady on the other end of the line says "are you sure" "this is our most rigorous program, the bloke reply's "im sure i havent felt this great in years" so the next day he get's a knock at the door and there before him stands a pumped up 7ft bloke wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign round his neck that says if i catch you your mine...
Re: Bwahahahahaha :LOL::LOL::LOL: I heard this one before but instead of 7ft bloke wearing was a black man with a 20" hard on
