Oh noes!

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by Subzer0, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. Subzer0

    Subzer0 Test Your Might!

    I just spilt chai late on part of my white leather interior!!!!11one

    But seriously, anyone have any good de-late-ing tips? Cmon aus-spec owners.
     
  2. dedzed

    dedzed Member

    Tip #1 look on the internet ,you will always find something.

    Tip#2 Dont drink and drive.
     
  3. CHILI

    CHILI Indestructable Target

    I always use some left-over Dom Perignon and a Cashmere polishing cloth.:p:rofl:

    Seriously, just use some warm water and very mild soap on a face cloth(and gently rub in small circular pattern)rinse with clean water afterwards. You may have to do it several times.
    Always rub a good quality Leather Wax into your leather seats, it will resist soaking-up any liquids you may spill in the future.:zlove:
     
  4. OZX_320

    OZX_320 Detachable Member

    Do not risk DIY advice, go straight to an auto detailer. Some will have a barista on site, or even overnight accommodation for you to overcome the emotional duress of the entire ordeal.

    A permanent stain will lower your status with your fellow latte lovers, and reduce your chances of being invited to the next group book reading or tai chi in the park.

    You will have to travel to your nearest capital city. The inhabitants of all towns in-between will not understand your "Queens English". Do not be persuaded to stop to assist the scruffy haired child playing with a burnt headless barbie doll. Listen for the banjos, they're a sure warning of iminent danger. "You've got a purdy mouth" is not a compliment, it's a perversed invitation to meet their mother, who is strapped to a trolley underneath the bed.

    Pack smart- leave with a full tank of fuel, and a spare pair of tighty whitie jeans. The weather may turn, so include your suede lined matching jacket.

    As for the jeans involved, there is no salvation. Even if overnight soaking with napisan removed the stain visually, its emotional mark will be permanent. Bury them with the dignity that they deserve.

    That is all the advice I can provide, surely an aus-spec lover will pm you with their support group contact shortly.
     
  5. Polish

    Polish New Member

    I dont get what chai latte is. Chai is tea right, and latte is coffee :confused:
     
  6. Subzer0

    Subzer0 Test Your Might!

    It's a tea based hot beverage that is latte like in consistancy and has a strong cinnamon flavour.

    My girlfriend made me one after I dropped her off at work and it reminded me of the J-spec/aus-spec thread where it was implied the aus spec owner's (Mr Zed X in particular) partook in indulging in chai latte while wearing skinny jeans in their open targa white-leather clad Zeds.

    I also actually spilled some on my handbrake boot aswell :/
     
  7. brisz

    brisz Well-Known Member

    Maybe she is trying to tell you something, chai latte is off the gaydar scale, next time spit it out and order a doppio, she will still think your gay for knowing what a doppio is but the rough and tough kind. :p
     
  8. waynoz

    waynoz New Member

    DON'T RUB, DON'T RUB, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T RUB!!!!

    when getting stains out of anything, never rub them out (hehe again)
    you need to think scientifically,, you get stains out by using enough water for the stain to penetrate and desolve into the water by osmosis so the more water the better ( not a swimming pools worth) and dab,,
    DAB.. DAB LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER DABBED BEFORE!!!!!
    Dab and get new water and soap and continue dabbing and then wiping with a clean cloth then dabbing and it will come out, keep the area moist until the stain does come out though, if you allow it to dry it will make the job a lot harder...

    but never rub, it will only rub the stain into the material... SIGH!!!

    Good Luck!!
     
  9. Polish

    Polish New Member

    lol you said moist.
     

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