My wife has an incredible talent for taking the piss out of me, and today was no exception. Today's topic was the fact my zed needed a jump start. It wasn't until I came inside that she showed me this short story she had written...and as much as I don't want to admit it, it is actually pretty accurate and funny. I liked it enough to share it anyway "For the last two years she had seen him sitting there all alone. She felt sorry for the lonely man as he never had any visitors, and only saw him leave his house a few times over they years, or occasionally moving about the front garden. She had always wanted to go over and introduce herself but was too afraid they would be incompatible, after all he was a wild, powerful man and she preferred a more humble family lifestyle. But maybe, just maybe, she thought to herself. She worked up the courage and moved over to sit next to him in his front yard for a some time, all the while he sat there emotionless and cold. She moved a little closer, and using all her energy she reached out with her jumper cable. Immediately sparks flew between them and she saw a glimmer of hope in his headlights. They sat there for hours, torquing." To be continued (maybe)...
