ONE FOR EVERY KIWI > > On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for > some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in his car when there was > a frantic commotion just off the shore. > > A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey and hat was > struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. > > As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men > wearing black & white All Black jerseys. > > One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark`s side. The other two reached > out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semiconscious Aussie from the > water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled > it into the boat. > > Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my > blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was > some bitter hatred between NZ and Australia, but now I have seen with my > own eyes that is not true." > > When the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his mates "Who was that?" > > "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has > access to all of God's wisdom." > > "Well," the harpooner said "he may have access to God's wisdom but he > doesn't know diddly squat about shark fishing......is the bait holding up > okay or do we need to get another one? x(
shoudlnt be funny but it is that was a good one but i shouldnt be laughing being an aussie,then again we'll flog the all blacks tomorrow night(i hope):YD
