The latest research in German geneology labs has finally proven, through extensive research done on my own DNA, ScottZ is a fkn champ. That is all, thank you for your time. :thumbsup:
:LOL: So you picked up a German Genetic Scientist last night, went home made love ALL night.... but did she swallow your DNA? :LOL::LOL::LOL:
Not sure if this has been posted before but I think it is gold Chuck Norris Facts: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
come clean, scott ... apart from that german tart you picked up at madame mimis .. wot brought this on ..???!!!!! :LOL::LOL::thumbsup::thumbsup:
In a word, boredom. And because it is true. :LOL::LOL: Two more: The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
post whore bloody post whores. while i'm at it, i beat a prelude:wacko:. yay!! it was sooooo difficult (sarcasm, if you couldn't tell). he thought he won cause i call the end of the race when i get to the speed limit, he kept going.
