I must look like an idiot.

I droppped into my local Pedders suspension workshop today to ask a question about my springs as my car has Pedders sportsrider springs and Koni shocks.

We got to chatting and I explained that I was fitting adjustable front and rear upper camber arms and new springs. So he says "bring her in when you finish installing everything and we'll set up the alignment for you. It will take about 3 or 4 hours"

To which I replied " OK I'll book it next week".

I then ask "Is smoking permitted in your waiting area?"

"Of course. Why?" he says.

"Because I usually enjoy a quiet smoke after being fu%ked up the ar#e".

Well the 3 or 4 hour quote was true. The rest happened in my head.

(I always go to Keith 4 Wheels for alignments and pay $60).

 

Theres been a few posts about there $14 suspension test finding $0000's worth of faults. Wank Wank , Be afraid , Be very afraid.I like the smoking coment.

 

is this you then?

 

That's OK Bob, just pop round to my place and I'll lend you that left handed screwdriver you wanted.

Oh, and you can have that black and white striped paint back, I'm finished with it

 

Yes please! Black and white stripes will go great across my bonnet and over the hatch

 

I thought it was chequered paint? Need that skyhook and long wait to winch out my engine again Greg, when can I pick it up? I'll let you use my air guitar.

 

Hrm, sounds to me like a Shelby Z32... intriguing... You could be onto something!