try this one, pretty good. Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat >down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news >was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a >large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do >you think he'll jump?" > >Homer says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump." > >The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." > >Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" > >Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off >of the building, falling to his death. > >The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. >Here's your money" > >Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 o >clock news and knew he would jump." > >The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again :LOL::LOL: ash
