a joke - longish

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by zxtt-1, Jan 22, 2004.

  1. zxtt-1

    zxtt-1 mechanically inept

    Words that are hard to say when you are drunk.
    a. Innovative

    b. Preliminary

    c. Proliferation

    d. Cinnamon


    Words that are Very difficult to say when you are drunk

    a. Specificity

    b. British Constitution

    c. Passive aggressive disorder

    d. Transubstantiate
    Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you are drunk

    a. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

    b. Nope, no more booze for me

    c. Sorry, but you are really not my type

    d. No kebab for me thank you

    e. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

    f. I'm not interested in fighting you

    g. Oh I just couldn't, no one wants to hear me sing

    h. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
    co-ordination

    i. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
     

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