Well as all good mates do, they try and find u a woman, so this ones 4 u miksta ... The miksta needs a woman : SO HE CAN STOP CRUISING MACCAS 4 car slappers, He will get extra REZPECTT, SO HE STOPS THINKING ABOUT THE CYLINDER , HES GROWING COBWEBS, The woman must have these attributes/interests: cylindrical or oval in shape APPEARANCE, GAUGES (EVEN IF THEY DONT MEASURE ANYTHING) LONG WALKS/ROLLS ON THE BEACH (CYLINDER), DOOF DOOF MUSIC, BURNOUTS, Preferablly have 2 arms and 2 legs (THIS IS OPTIONAL) deep husky voice
sorry.. mickey needs to sort some serious identity issues out before a woman can get involved (speaks quietly covering mouth from mickey.. he thinks he has turbos)
Bwhahahhahhaha!!!! This is the funniest shit i've seen in a while, a post dedicated to me yay! I love ur choice of attributes/interests, the cylinder is mentioned many times Simmo, so kareokie (spelling?) nite was to show me her, i couldn't stop looking at her, literally, she was that wide, blocking my line of sight all the time!!
haha i send simmo a challenge... to get a photo of miksta and the cylinder together.... full carton of beer in it for ya mate haah
for all those who dont know the cylinder from perth... she some how pulls every friday night (maybe due to her own gravity) but we never see that bloke again... ....im thinking she eats them....
hehehe the cylinder always gets 2 blokes in one night!! come on miksta u could be one mate, as long as she doesnt eat u thats ok.. ANY1 got any other sacrificial ladies 4 miksta??
Buwhahaha....bout time someone posted this shit up! I say we each kick in a nickel and just get the boy laid! I got a party coming up in august (yet to be promoted here), how bout we aim to hook him up then, I'll even save a bedroom for ya buddy!
Poor Mikey... You guys are cruel! Leave poor defenseless Mike alone... He's got a nice shiney red Zed...he can pick up any chick he wants... You're just picky aren't ya Mike? Help me out here brother before I get slammed... Rob.
muscles whether or not mikey would be able 2 physically pick up THE CYLINDER is another matter, she may just take u under her arm and be off with u dude, its possible, then u will be the one singing a sad kareoke song (if u survive)
i believe that miksta has been reading the "man wanted" adverts in the sydney press and has found something(????) there .. is that not why he is off on a sydney trip ..????
