Funny list... Why Men Are Happier Than Women...

Stolen whilst browsing through Team Dream forum, who stole it from Hot 4's forum...


Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

 

Ain't that the truth:LOL::LOL::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

:LOL: Can't argue with that.!!!

 

Shopping done in 45mins

Ha, more like 10 mins for me.

Funny list, but its so damn true!

 

Duck for cover time

Hey Akeizm,Stick with your 260Z, timeless styling(providing it's a 2 seater)easy to work on, if it starts raining, climb in the engine bay close bonnet , keep working.
300s, Arseholes to work on, they do go well, if you throw heaps of loot at them,wiring from hell, dated comic book styling, Cop bait.

260Z (2 seats)1JZ vvt Chaser motor, getting close to lift off

 

Sell your z to Akeizm,

youll both be happy!