Adult humour - DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:-

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

>40-ish.............................................49

>Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates

>Athletic......................................No tits

>Average looking...............Has a face like an arse

>Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

>Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

>Educated....................Was fucked to bits at Uni (everyone except for me!!!)

>Emotionally Secure......................On medication

>Feminist..................Bad hair and no dress sense

>Free spirit....................................Junkie

>Friendship first..........................Former slut

>Fun..........................................Annoying

>Gentle...........................................Dull

>Good Listener................................Autistic

>New-Age............................Body hair problems

>Old-fashioned..........................No BJs or anal

>Open-minded.................................Desperate

>Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

>Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

>Poet.......................................Depressive

>Professional....................................Bitch

>Romantic.......................................Frigid

>Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket

>Cuddly............................................Fat

>Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

>Large lady.................................Hugely Fat

>Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

>Widow........................................Murderer

 

Ouch, I hope you've got your helmet on for this one Rob :wacko:

 

getting my wife to work on a mens version of this will be back

 

Fog lights on and flame proof suit love it

 

Good, but very..... hmmm, I agree..Flame Proof Suit Needed

 

I didn't write it ... but maybe you guys are right ... VTD?

 

Re: I didn't write it ... but maybe you guys are right ... VTD?

I'm going to make a note of " fanny like a clowns pocket" for later use...hilarious!

 

It was funny, but I'd avoid the women on the next cruise :wacko:

 

Very good

But the subject says... Adult Humour. I'm sorry, but if parents aren't responsible enough to look after their kiddies, or adults read it and don't like it. BAD LUCK It's a FORUM

I'll put u out if u catch on fire, Rob

 

rofl. Nice one :thumbsup:

 

Very Funny

extingisher ready

 

I've got a tin of mower fuel to help put him out

as in "Lights Out".

 

I like: "Average looking - Has a face like an arse"

 

Man - don't do this to me! Laughed so much.....

the whole office turned around! Excellent and most of it is, well, not too inaccurate

 

Oldie but a goodie :LOL::LOL:

 

mmm i definetly agree!:unsure: