key barrel problems

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by mr zed x, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. mr zed x

    mr zed x chassis scrubbin..

    oh hai.

    just wondering, if i put my zed key in upside down and start the car, will i really gain an extra 31fwkw?

    thinking about just using it normally, but im not sold just yet.

    OH, and i raced a lamborghini on the freeway to the airport yesterday, and i won by 7 basketball fields. can i haz trophy becaz race car?
     
  2. frysie

    frysie FRYTECH

    ask assrashi, he could whip up a new key model and get you easy 60fwkw
     
  3. Jamie

    Jamie Jamie The Hobbit

    Wen ur at it install an auto transmission, it helps you clutch kick extra hard. All the bitchez get wet when they see u clutch kick. Then go do max doughies down lidcombe station.

    Also dont 4get to chuck it in "N" and go nanananananananannanananananaannanananananananananana :D
     
  4. ABZ300

    ABZ300 G

    ^^somebody is on their rags :p

    Abraham
     
  5. Sanouske

    Sanouske Retired Moderator

    so it begins again.
     
  6. mr zed x

    mr zed x chassis scrubbin..

    ^ on topic please.
     
  7. Sanouske

    Sanouske Retired Moderator

    Have you seen the magical thread delete button.... oh wait - no you havent...
     
  8. unv300zx

    unv300zx Project Z32

    LOL. But as there is now a thread on key barrels going i am going to hijack with this ?????
    After being down in zed fest i had asked a few people about my key coming out of the barrel while driving.
    was funny at the time but while showing a forum member this and having a look they decided to try there titanium key in my barrel and started my car.
    Was rather amusing at the time but i have now worked out that i can start my car with any 1 of my 6 zx keys.
    Is there a way to repair the barrel or just swap and get a new key
     
  9. mr zed x

    mr zed x chassis scrubbin..

    I reported that post as a racial slur.
    I call conspiracy that I have no such button or even a ban button for noobs.
     
  10. Sanouske

    Sanouske Retired Moderator

    Haha. Gotta have a stir. These threads are good for a little comedy relief. And comedy relief seems to be your style mr zed x... now thats about as serious as the latte stains iirc.

    Unv300zx, if you can turn the barrel around with anything, the tumblers have worn out. Cheap option is to simply replace the lot from a working wrecked set.
     
  11. frysie

    frysie FRYTECH

    seems like ur barrel has been "filed down" and any key can "bump it". Get a new barrel.
     
  12. ryzan

    ryzan Moderator Staff Member

    Don't be stupid his barrel hasn't been filed down. The barrel has been wrecked from a previous break in attempt where someone has smashed a screwdriver or something similar down the barrel. Cheapest fix is to just replace all the locks. Getting the ignition barrel off isn't hard, just awkward as you need to drill out the bolts holding it in place.
     
  13. mr zed x

    mr zed x chassis scrubbin..

    yeah its all in good fun, noticed of late the new mods are much more willing to play along with stupid threads, its good for the forums, so top jop.

    latte stains on my white pants, how pretentious of me haha, but come someone explain the white stains on my black jeans? :br:
     
  14. NVZ32

    NVZ32 Expensive Garage Ornament

    Your All Wrong... Becuz is racecar.

    The barrel is filled down for extra streamlining and less wind resistance when key is inserted.
    The amount of drag reduction gained from streamlining the key and barrel equates to balancing out the drag thats exerted from the airbrakes resulting in 1000kmh extra in top speed and you can go upside in tunnels

    -Scotty
     

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