sydneysiders (joke)

A Sydney bloke parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office
to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to
the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Sydneysider grabs his mobile and calls
the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has
a chance to ask any questions, the Sydney bloke starts screaming
hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long they
work on it at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the Sydneysider finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust:" I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Sydney
people
are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't
notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Sydney bloke. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you. The Sydney bloke looks down in absolute horror........."F***ING HELL!!!!!!"
He screams........ "Where's my Rolex????..."

 

I thought that joke was a dud until >

I read the last line
Good one =)

 

heh heh, stupid sydneysider (n/m)

N/M

 

Watch it you

Mexican your getting personal now

 

heh heh, stupid sydneysider (n/m)

N/M

 

IM surprised.....

Not a realistic joke, If it had been sydney he would have been gang mugged b4 he could have even got out his car.

 

I'm not the one

Living in Melbourne

 

Yeah, I know........but you can only dream (n/m)

N/M

 

Hey Mat

You know the best thing that came out of Melbourne don't you ?

 

Yep...>

This forum

 

Sorry

The road to Sydney was what i had in mind
 (Granted the forums great without it i wouldnt be able to yank your chain). =)

 

As long as...>

my chain is all you're yanking

 

Mate your as

Safe as houses any way i thought that was only a Melbourne pastime

 

I thought Sydney was....>

the camp capital? You guys host the mardi gras don't you?
Commentator: "Here come the wizard costumes....."

 

Yeh but

its only the mexicans who participate
enough already ive got to go out.=) =) =)

 

Ha Ha very funny