* Why does it feel so good sleeping in on a day when you have to be at work early? * Why do the uni-students next door have to play thump-thump music until two in the morning on a week-night when you have to get up so early for work the next morning? * Why is people noise on the train inversely proportional to the number of people on the train? * Why on the same train is the only one speaking the bimbette talking about 'oeoh he is oh so cute'?? * Why does she wear such a low cut top if she does not want guys looking at her breasts? * Why is it the only five minutes I surf the net at work my boss turns up? * Then why is it okay for my boss to surf the net all day ('we can all see what your looking at in the refection on the window'). * Why is it that when you buy the perfect rims for your car you find a better looking set a couple of weeks later, and at a cheaper price? * Why is there no end to completing the perfection of my car?* Why is my best mate's wife 'oh so wrong'? * Why did my soul-mate's family and friends say the same thing about me?* Why did 'Miss Right' just walk out with 'Mr Oh So Wrong'? * Why is 'Miss Right' available and interested when I am with 'Miss Oh Hum'? * Why was the weather shitty for the majority of the Easter long weekend.
Mysteries revealed! Coz you don't live in Adelaide! (Well at least for the weather bit... for the long weekend we had brillant weather and are still having it)
