Love this guys sales pitch!

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by Nigel300, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. Nigel300

    Nigel300 New Member

    http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/nakara/cars/nissan-300zx/1003864230

    Date Listed: 27/06/2012
    Last Edited: 27/06/2012
    Price:
    $4,500.00
    Address: 43 Witherden St, Nakara NT 0810
    For Sale By: Owner
    Make: Nissan
    Model: 300ZX
    Body Type: Coupe (2 door)
    Year: 1991
    Mileage (Km): 170000
    Transmission: Automatic
    Air Conditioning: Yes
    Registered: Yes
    Registration Expiry: 30/09/2012
    Fuel Type: Petrol - Premium Unleaded
    Colour: Silver

    This car is a real head turner. I'm constantly getting compliments from other bro's that come up and start talking crap to me and say how awesome my car is, as I assess their non existent resources. Babes in their 20's notice me more as well because of the 300ZX and because I'm Visual I notice their looks and their bodies. If you like sl#ts (Pound Me) noticing you, this car is also a sl#t magnet for all the car-dog sl#ts as well.

    Driving the 300ZX is different to driving a normal car. The first thing you notice is how close to the ground it is and when you drive it at only 60k it feels like your doing 100k because your so close to the ground, it feels like you're driving a go-cart in that you just point it and plant it and it'll go like the wind. Sometimes I just feel like yelling out "Whoooo" (I don't though) because its just so awesome to drive this car. When you're at the traffic lights and they turn green at the intersection you can really feel the G' force as you take off and leave the other cars in your wake. The other cars only catch up because you let them catch up, as you're driving at the speed limit after you'd kicked their ass at the traffic lights. Only V8 sedans and utes can keep up or pass you by.

    The dash just totally sorrounds you as you sit in the drivers seat and you feel badass like how Darth Fader would feel totally AWESOME in his Imperial Cruiser as he goes off into battle to defend his Death Star.

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  2. 8300zx9

    8300zx9 Active Member

    Oh my bloody god! Is this who we have representing our zeds? :/
     
  3. Roadeater

    Roadeater Warrior of the Wasteland

    So it's not your Z?


    ;)

    I totally get the Darth Vader line. And the rest was actually fairly familiar too. The other day I realised that my Z only came up to the bottom of my ribcage, not too many cars can be so lowly slung, the last that I noticed that was like that was a Moke.
     
  4. TWIN TERROR

    TWIN TERROR Well-Known Member

    Good for picking up slut's.
    I've never tried that but maybe one day.
     
  5. AAU54U

    AAU54U Member

    Obviously not a TT
     
  6. tassuperkart

    tassuperkart Its a lie I tell you!

    I though it was farken funny actually!!!!!!!!!!
    The guys tongue is jammed firmly into his cheek, make no mistake about that ladies!!!!!!!
    l8r
    E
     
  7. Wrathlon

    Wrathlon Member

    No this is who is representing Darwin :p
     
  8. Ben2311

    Ben2311 New Member

    I heard this guy has the cleanest Z in the NT :rolleyes:
     

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