> Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the > children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers > came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry > etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher > asked him about his father. > > "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his > clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, > he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep > with him." > > The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little > Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. > > "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too > embarrassed to say."