We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass .oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo.. oo*" "*o.o*" "*o. o o *o .o o 'o o o o. o o o o o/ o o --0-- o o. /o o o o o o o o o o oo oo o oo oo. oo oo 'ooo. .oo. ooo o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o o. """""" oo """"" o 'o oo o' o oo o 'o o o* o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)