A woman walks into a pet store and sees a parrot, asks the assistant 'How much?' '$40.' says the assistant. 'Why is it that cheap?' the woman asks 'Well' replies the assistant, 'It used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity.' 'Oh, I don't mind that' said the woman, making her mind up, 'I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot.' So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman 'F*** me, a new brothel and a new madam!' 'I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel' says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. The parrot looks around and squawks 'F*** me, a new brothel, a new madam, and now new hookers' 'Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes' complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. 'Well f*** me backwards' yells the parrot, 'a new brothel, a new madam, new whores but the same old clients. How ya doin' Dave?'
