Evaluation of Government employees

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by MexiCandu, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. MexiCandu

    MexiCandu Grumpy of the Grampians

    Employee Performance Evaluations with a difference - or is it the truth?
    These are "actual quotes" taken from Federal Government employee
    performance evaluations (wellllll ...)

    1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
    2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
    3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
    definite won't be."
    4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
    in a trap."
    5. "When she opens her mouth, it is only to change feet."
    6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
    7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
    achieve them."
    8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
    9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
    10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
    11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
    12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
    13. "He's been working with glue too much."
    14. "He would argue with a signpost."
    15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
    16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
    17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other
    18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
    19. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
    20. "Donated his brain to science... he wasn't using it anyway."
    21. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
    22. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking
    for it."
    23. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
    24. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
    25. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
    26. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
    27. "One neuron short of a synapse."
    28. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
    29. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
    30. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
  2. MagicMike

    MagicMike Moderator Staff Member


    Nice Cliff :D
  3. beaver

    beaver southern zeds

    LOL! it's true!

    :rolleyes: :eek:
  4. Zealous

    Zealous Ex - Zedder

    Sounds like a few from my office...

    absolute Gold... I'll be using some of them on my next report! lol:p

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